Post some Jokes!

[hyperonion]

sorry about that

[SonicHyuga]

No, he answered your question. Get it?

[Sora1234]

No, he answered your question. Get it?

Wow. Ha Ha

The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

[DG]

getting better...

[Sora1234]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

[SonicHyuga]

getting better...

Then get this partay started with some of yours, David. xD

[PAPA369]

Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?"
Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
OBAMA pondered for a few moments and then said,....
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically speaking, it tells me Mother Nature is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically speaking, it tells me we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto replies: "Obama, you dumber than Buffalo ****; it means some one stole the tent!"

[hyperonion]

2 douches are walking down the street. What do they say to each other?

Nothing. They were both stuck-up bitches.

[Kenderik1]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!

[hyperonion]

No, he answered your question. Get it?

OH! haha.