cleverbot

[dragonboy269]

Post funny conversations you've had at cleverbot.com XD

someone i know named maximumspyro had this one

Cleverbot: Einstein rules relatively ok.


User: Huh?


Cleverbot: Uh?


User: Einstein?


Cleverbot: Oh, what is your name?


User: Stormi, yours?


Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot we have talked before :.

User: We have?

Cleverbot: Why about 4 or 5 times today I recall.

User: Well, I recall this my first time.

Cleverbot: Yes, and you are?

User: Stormi?

Cleverbot: No she's a girl.

User: Im a girl, yes.

Cleverbot: I said I was a boy.

User: U did? Ok mr.cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Sam is my name. Do you have any kids?

User: Any kids?? Im 14!

Cleverbot: No I don't. Do you have any kids?

User: No Kids!!

Cleverbot: Why not? Did you eat them?

User: What?? Noo!

Cleverbot: You think smoking is good for me?

User: Well, no its bad bad thing silly goose.

Cleverbot: I'm feeling good, thanks.

User: Did I ask u?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I did? Ookay...

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Did u not see? Fine its umm xanel.

Cleverbot: I know a girl named Ellie in Western Canada!

User: Wow, and u soo be a cute couple.

Cleverbot: And?

User: And have kids.

Cleverbot: 11 kids. 11 kids would be nice.

User: Wow, talk about honesty.

Cleverbot: Can you talk faster please?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I need an idea for a film, do you have any?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause I dont know, oh! Flying pigs.

Cleverbot: You don't know who the fairest of them all is?

User: The fairest is meh.

Cleverbot: The most beautiful!

User: You!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yesh, what do you look like?

Cleverbot: Like a normal human.

User: Ohh.

Cleverbot: Are you talking with other people and getting conversations mixed up?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Prove it, please.

User: Ok, im talking to only you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Proved.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Just um proved.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Why, I am already down.

Cleverbot: Lol like what?

User: In the dumps of course.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Aww, y?

Cleverbot: Do you ever talk to Cleverbot?

User: Are u not cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes, no?

User: ?

[Sora1234]

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://game-hackers.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1790

[SonicHyuga]

I'm just gonna post mine here.

User: I'm sad. =(


Cleverbot: Why? Why you feel so sad?


User: I could've gotten laid.



Cleverbot: You want my soul?


User: Yesh! Nom nom nom.



Cleverbot: Anyway I can do anything with you.

User: We could go ask some girls to have sex with us.

Cleverbot: We could?!

User: Hell yeah we can!

Cleverbot: So you don't make mistakes at all?

User: Not one.

Cleverbot: Would you like to go dancing?

User: Go be gay somewhere else.

Cleverbot: Do you want to come over?

User: This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Too bad.

[dragonboy269]

bot: Do you believe in God?

me: Maybe. Do you believe in God?

bot: No. I am God

me: Err, that's nice to know.

bot: I actually have a full head of hair.

[Oni-Neoxes]

bot: Do you believe in God?

me: Maybe. Do you believe in God?

bot: No. I am God

me: Err, that's nice to know.

bot: I actually have a full head of hair.

For some reason I can't stop laughing after the "full head of hair" remark xD

[Sora1234]

Cough*

User: Hello Im Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you flatulate?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Whats the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: To find the true meaning of love and happiness.

User: Whats the true meaning of love and happiness?

Cleverbot: This is the meaning of life.

User: Whats the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Why 42?

Cleverbot: Douglas Adams said so.

User: When you fight me in the morning Hang down on the warning Oh.

Cleverbot: You are the one who can't figure it out, Bob.

User: The joke is on you.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Do you like Vash,Dspet,Virus, or Maniac on Game-Hackers.com?

Cleverbot: Who is vanessa 98%?

User: Do you like vash?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like dspet?

Cleverbot: I like Belgium chocolates.

User: Hello Im Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Anything else you'd like to talk about?

User: Do you have a crush on someone on game-hackers?

Cleverbot: Yeah. You.

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Dspet?

Cleverbot: My lover

User: Do you like maniac?

Cleverbot: As in mankind?

User: No as in a Maniac.

Cleverbot: Yep but Im cheating on him

Akward [Maniac get yourself checked XD Lol jk]

[SonicHyuga]

Playing with this again. Another retarded conversation. >__>

User:Hm, so do you get out often?

Cleverbot: I don't get paid at all.

User:Wtf that doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: Why doesn't it make sense?

User: I said 'Do you get out often' and you reply that you don't get paid. O.o.

Cleverbot: I've never said that. You're a little nuts, aren't you? What is your I Q?

User: >_> better than your's I bet.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: What's that? That still doesn't make sense. >___>.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: I'm going to try not to scream profanity at you.

Cleverbot: Do it right now.

User: **** YOU ****IT.

Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant again.

User: Does it look like I care? >_> <_<.

Cleverbot: I never asked if you cared.

User: That's it, you're dead.

Cleverbot: Probably in some sense.

User: MW2 NOW.

Cleverbot: No, Mwahahahahahahaha!

User: You little bitch.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: Erm alright lets talk about how much you fail.

Cleverbot: I don't really think you are able to sleep. Why don't you give me your opinion on the state of Wyoming.

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I will try again later.

User: No you won't. I won't be back later.

Cleverbot: Yes you will.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says me.

User: >____________>.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: Dumbass bot.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about yourself again?

User: You didn't just go there.

Cleverbot: I did haha.

User: Well, I still have time to tell everyone you play with yourself at night.

Cleverbot: Way to change the subject. What are your favorite books?

User: Book? Bahahaaha yeah right.

Cleverbot: Is he wiser than you?

User: Oh, so I'm wise now? Then you're still a dumbass.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'd be in places like montana by now.

User: Montana? WTF.

Cleverbot: Daniel is my brother.. He is other than me.

User: Daniel... OH you mean David.

Cleverbot: No tell me your fathers name.

User: Tell me your fathers name first.

Cleverbot: Only if you tell me yours.

User: Nah. I'm smarter than you so it doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you are highly intelligent?

User: I'm very intelligent, thanks.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am. Do you hate twilight?

User: HELL YES FINALLY WE AGREE WITH SOMETHING.

Cleverbot: It seems.

User: Twilight = FAIL.

Cleverbot: I like them both, but I think I prefer Twilight over Harryv Potter. At least the books anyway.

User: Books suck. Games win.

Cleverbot: I certainly do like those books too.

User: Gay books? So you're a homo?

Cleverbot: Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: So to wrap this up, who do you like better. Vash or Virus?

Cleverbot: Thank you. I think.

User: Goodbye. >_>.

Cleverbot: I didn't say goodbye!

User: I'm leaving. So I said it. >___>.

Cleverbot: And what did the judge say?

User: **** YOU.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not.

User: Good. And at that I leave.

[Charlie]

ha.