Poison Test Results:

Harmful Bacteria: None
Bird Flu: only 1%!
Bee Stings: none
Lava: None
Chocolate Chips: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001%
Cookie Dough: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000001%
Fecal Matter: 98.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 08% or so

Poisonous:
Yes - [ ]
No - [ ? ]

Cookie Sampled?
Yes



END OF Test.........

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