RamRods Prank Call
Me and some buddies on Skype were making some prank calls earlier. This one is to some scuba diving place named Ram Rods. The guy with the girl voice changer on is Rocky (raqib12 here at GH) and I'm the main pranker. It's funny because the man goes along with it for a while. Gotta love a good ram rod employee.
Enjoy! Download at the bottom!!!
Not for the young ones out there...
Here's how it went down:
- is me
= is the ramrod employee
-Excuse me, Excuse me sir.
=Yeah...
-How's it goin', sir? I'm really interested in your club...your 'business' and I have some extra money lying around. I was wondering if you'd be interested in a partnership?
=A partnership?
-Yup.
=For sure, I'm down.
-I'm opening a branch a little south of your place. It's called uh, Open Bums.
=Open Bums?
-Yup, Open Bums. It's a good place.
=It's a good name.
-Oh definitely. We were just wondering if you were interested in a partnership.
=What are we gonna sell?
-We're gonna sell dildos, of course.
=At the shop?
-Yup, that's what we do.
=Are they waterproof?
-Of course they're waterproof. Why wouldn't they be waterproof?...the best kind is waterproof. They're also anus-proof.
=How deep can you take 'em? We're gonna have scuba divers buying them. They have to go deep.
-9...10...thousand feet. Oh they will. Don't you worry sir. They'll go deep. So you are interested?
=They gotta go at least 2 atmospheres.
-Really? 2 whole atmospheres...ours only go 1 and a half. The good 1.5. In our open lab test I made 1.6.
=I'd have to see the specs on 'em.
-Well yeah. We'll mail you one definitely sometime down the road. You can try it out yourself if you'd like.
=Ehh...
-They cost 15 dollars. 15 whole dollars, sir. They're made out of titanium steel.
=Perfect. haha.
-Yup, you laugh like you don't want it. I know you do...
The rest is him hanging up and me and rocky arguing with nobody...
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