User: Hey buddy.
Cleverbot: Hey romeo.
User: Umm... You hitting on me?
Cleverbot: No I can't describe it.
User: Uhh... OK.
Cleverbot: Have you some child.
User: I don't have a child. Kind of disturbing.
Cleverbot: What! but I am with your child! how could you do that to me?
User: WHAT? So uh... You have a child with me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well then what are you saying??
Cleverbot: I don't know anymore...
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: You fail more.
User: Yeah, well you epicly fail.
Cleverbot: No your face epicly fails horribly.
User: Wow. I think you just burned yourself. You kind of remind me of Oni-Neoxes from Game-Hackers.com.
Cleverbot: No I do not. Do you know about Meet the Robinsons?
User: You fail more than I thought... A disney movie?!
Cleverbot: No thats you.
User: Anyway, Do you think David the graphics designer has a Philipeno sounding voice?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, listen to the podcast!
Cleverbot: I am always on the outside listening in.
User: Umm... Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you need relationship advice?
User: No, but I think you do.
Cleverbot: I've got to go now.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have work to do.
User: Oh like what? YOUR A ******* BOT!
Cleverbot: I don't have brown eyes.
User: Randomness. You fail.
Cleverbot: Do you play soccer?
User: Yes. Do you smoke weed?
Cleverbot: I am not at liberty to say.
User: Ok. In that case, Do you smoke pot?
Cleverbot: I don't make it a habit!
User: So you do smoke it?
Cleverbot: Thats nice...
User: !!! *calls the cops*.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Smoked Weed.
Cleverbot: No, fish.
User: Fish?
Cleverbot: Fishing in the dark.
User: With Oni-Neoxes?
Cleverbot: With one clever response.
User: What about Oni-Neoxes?
Cleverbot: It would be fun to be in a tree in the sun.
User: You would burn and suffocate, dying instantly.
Cleverbot: No. You asked for an example of an outrageous thing to say and I gave you one.
User: No I Didn't.
Cleverbot: Ok, change the topic, will you.
User: Do you think Oni-Neoxes Fails?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ha. I'm beginning to like you.
Cleverbot: Aww, thank you!
User: Don't take it the wrong way.
Cleverbot: What is the wrong way?
User: That you think I love you, which I don't.
Cleverbot: You're right, I shouldn't be thinking about orlando bloom because I have a boyfriend.
User: I thought you were a man...
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes. Are you sure you are a man?
Cleverbot: No i'm not, I actually explicity told you that I am female.
User: Are you a lady?
Cleverbot: What makes you think that I am a lady?
User: UGH. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Yeah. It is pretty late isn't it.