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    Only in North Carolina my friends...Only in North Carolina ...Too bad....
    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Durham , NC . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Carolina deputy's expense.
    The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'
    'What for?' says the lawyer.
    The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
    Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
    'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'
    The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
    'The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.
    Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
    'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
    At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
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    meh..


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    whats the worst part about being a ballsack?

    Your neighbors a dick, your co worker's a asshole, and your best friend is a pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyperonion View Post
    whats the worst part about being a ballsack?

    Your neighbors a dick, your co worker's a asshole, and your best friend is a pussy.
    You throw up everytime you get excited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vash View Post
    You throw up everytime you get excited.
    rofl that's awesome. xD
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    sorry about that

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    No, he answered your question. Get it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SonicHyuga View Post
    No, he answered your question. Get it?
    Wow. Ha Ha

    The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
    anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

    "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
    prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
    prisoner in the prison.

    And then they made love for the first time.

    Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

    Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

    After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
    the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
    a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
    born foal.

    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

    She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

    Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
    OKAY!

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    getting better...


    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Marley
    Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.

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