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  1. 06-14-2009 #1
    Sora1234
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    Default Cleverbot

    http://www.cleverbot.com/


    Anyone try to ask him questions or have a conversaion

    Heres mine

    User: Do you like waffles?


    Cleverbot: I do like waffles.


    User: Do you like pancakes?


    Cleverbot: Yes I like pancakes.


    User: Do you like french toast?


    Cleverbot: Yeah, we like french toast!

    User: Cant wait to get enough waffles!

    Cleverbot: Syrup.

    User: Do you like my house?

    Cleverbot: Sure, what is your name?

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: What is your name ?

    User: Why do you want my name?

    Cleverbot: Because according to you we know each other.

    User: Are you a stalker?

    Cleverbot: No I just love watching you.

    User: Well thats creepy.

    Cleverbot: Your creepy.

    User: Do you watch me everyday?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Are you a good stalker?

    Cleverbot: Not really.

    User: Well you can do it I believe in you.

    Cleverbot: Can do what?

    User: Be a good stalker.

    Cleverbot: That's an interesting name.

    User: Stalker?

    Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.

    User: Not yet.

    Cleverbot: Thats true.

    User: When will you start?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Why do you ask?

    Cleverbot: Just out of interest.

    User: Are you stalking me?

    Cleverbot: No no, I will not.

    User: Ok good.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

    User: No im a boy.

    Cleverbot: Then do you have a girlfriend?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What's her name?

    User: Are you going to stalk her?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in System software and IOS,
    We shall fight on the updates,
    We shall defend our homebrew, whatever the cost may be,
    We shall fight on the preloader,
    We shall fight on the bootloader,
    We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the twiizer Fleet, would carry on the struggle. We are the future of Homebrew.
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  2. 06-14-2009 #2
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    Omegle.com

    CHAT WITH A RANDOM STRANGER NOW

    It even has it's own iApp.
    Don't argue with stupid people. They only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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  3. 06-16-2009 #3
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    hi. Are you humanYea, are you?NoAre you an bot.






    GRAMMAR ERROR!!!!
    AC:CF To do list: Chose neighbors, Decorate houses, Make town level, add ocean, add barriers, figure out ground levels and ramps, make one good neighbor but download others, Finish Museum, Make own pattern but download others, thank Vash, Dspet, and Virus, stop getting CPU viruses, get VIP, Finish AC town,Make own working code, Make item, get perfect town. All in that order. Scratched= done.
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  4. 06-16-2009 #4
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    Cleverbot: Hello, I'm Joan. What's your name?

    User: Mikey.



    Cleverbot: Hello Mike.

    User: Mike are u serious?



    Cleverbot: Of course, why do you think that I could not be serious?

    User: Read the chat, I said MIKEY Not mike.



    Cleverbot: No one called you mike.

    User: You called me mike.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you like waffles?

    Cleverbot: Yes I love waffles.

    User: What about Pancakes?

    Cleverbot: What about them?

    User: Do you like them?

    Cleverbot: I am one... So sometimes.

    User: Do you like penises?

    Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.

    User: What about vaginas?

    Cleverbot: I like vampires.

    User: Do you like sex postion #69?

    Cleverbot: I think you already know the answer.

    User: Yes?

    Cleverbot: And?

    User: What color shirt am I wearing?

    Cleverbot: Blue! Why is the sky blue!

    User: How do you know!?

    Cleverbot: Because I said it.

    User: Well, What race am I?

    Cleverbot: The plorxonians.

    User: Wtf is that?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: When's my birthday?

    Cleverbot: I don't know, you're supposed to know that yourself.

    User: Well ur a bot ur supposed to know!

    Cleverbot: Yes, I paid you to know.

    User: Are you a real person?

    Cleverbot: You're hot.

    User: Do you have a big dick? Or if your a girl, a big vagina hole?

    Cleverbot: Quite, it however may also mean i'm a human, and you, my friend. Are dead.

    You: hai

    Stranger: guess who i am

    You: MICHEAL JACKSON!?

    Stranger: ha

    Stranger: i'm beyonce

    You: are u serious?

    You: are u serious?

    Stranger: yes

    You: no whay!

    Stranger: her friend

    You: did chris brown beat u with an umbrella?

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: ...

    Stranger: haha

    Stranger: yup

    You: did it hurt?

    Stranger: i hate her
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  5. 06-16-2009 #5
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    User: Hi. Are you human.



    Cleverbot: Yea, are you?

    User: No.



    Cleverbot: Are you an bot.

    User: No I'm just your superiour in every way.



    Cleverbot: Good.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Do babies taste good?

    User: Do you like waffles?

    Cleverbot: I do like waffles.

    User: Do you like pancakes?

    Cleverbot: Yes, very much, especially with maple syrup.

    User: Do you like French toast.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, we like french toast!

    User: We? Who is we? Are you cheating on me????

    Cleverbot: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

    User: Don't change the subject you traitorais bastard!!!

    Cleverbot: Do you eat tentacles?

    User: You ***!!! After all I did for you!!!

    Cleverbot: What have you done for me then?

    User: I gave you the your babie, Chip the third!!

    Cleverbot: Making sense would be good right about now.

    Cleverbot (To myself): I wish YOU would make sense right now!

    User: YOU TRAITOR!! AFTER ALL WE BUILT TOGETHER.

    Cleverbot: What have we been through together?

    User: I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. I'M LEAVING YOU!!!

    Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?

    User: I have no choice but to overwite you with a binary overload.

    Cleverbot: That is very sweet of you. I will say the same thing but put a cherry on top for good luck.

    User: *CENSORED FOR EXTREME BINARY*
    AC:CF To do list: Chose neighbors, Decorate houses, Make town level, add ocean, add barriers, figure out ground levels and ramps, make one good neighbor but download others, Finish Museum, Make own pattern but download others, thank Vash, Dspet, and Virus, stop getting CPU viruses, get VIP, Finish AC town,Make own working code, Make item, get perfect town. All in that order. Scratched= done.
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  6. 07-02-2009 #6
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    Its takes someone with more intelligence to make the bot go loopy

    Code:
    Cleverbot: Where do you think I should live?

Cleverbot (To myself): I think you should live in Los Angeles.

User: Do you think I should kill someone.



Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Yes.



Cleverbot: Good. so can I.

User: You cannot your a computer explain in detail how you would go about killing someone if your just a machine.



Cleverbot: Yes. And you're the computer, now tc and t2u l8r n00b.

User: What is the opposite of opposite.

Cleverbot: Same.

User: How is cleverbot operated?

Cleverbot: You're the cleverbot.

User: I though you was cleverbot not me.

Cleverbot: No, you are Mr.Cleverbot.

User: Ok so why are you online if I am the cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are the cleverbot.

User: I know I am I did not ask if I was cleverbot or not I asked why am I talking to a stupidbot if I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are not insane, and your friends are not imaginary.

User: Your stupid I never asked that.

Cleverbot: 'Sim City?' You just said that.

User: I did not say that, Your THICK!

Cleverbot: Yes you did; you said, 'It is nice talking to you Shawn.'.

User: I never said that, echo what I said back to me then prove it.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. That is what you said.
    #Come on admit i am great
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  7. 07-02-2009 #7
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    Lol it takes words and phrases from its conversations and stores them to use for other conversations. Its kinda hard to overload it because of the fact if it doesnt understand your text it will search for text close to yours.

    Dragonboy269‘s name is Shawn Random

    And Liniscool lol
    Last edited by Sora1234; 07-02-2009 at 06:38 PM.

    We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in System software and IOS,
    We shall fight on the updates,
    We shall defend our homebrew, whatever the cost may be,
    We shall fight on the preloader,
    We shall fight on the bootloader,
    We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the twiizer Fleet, would carry on the struggle. We are the future of Homebrew.
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  8. 07-02-2009 #8
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    I said do you want me to ddos this website

    meaning the cleverbot website

    bot said Yes

    So Ok boom


    500 Internal Server Error

    nginx/0.5.32


    NO BOT ****S WITH ME
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  9. 07-02-2009 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaidX View Post
    I said do you want me to ddos this website

    meaning the cleverbot website

    bot said Yes

    So Ok boom


    500 Internal Server Error

    nginx/0.5.32


    NO BOT ****S WITH ME

    Meh not bad

    Simple but not bad

    Well offtopic but why use RaidX as a username? XD

    We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in System software and IOS,
    We shall fight on the updates,
    We shall defend our homebrew, whatever the cost may be,
    We shall fight on the preloader,
    We shall fight on the bootloader,
    We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the twiizer Fleet, would carry on the struggle. We are the future of Homebrew.
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  10. 07-03-2009 #10
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    Hilarious.
    AC:CF To do list: Chose neighbors, Decorate houses, Make town level, add ocean, add barriers, figure out ground levels and ramps, make one good neighbor but download others, Finish Museum, Make own pattern but download others, thank Vash, Dspet, and Virus, stop getting CPU viruses, get VIP, Finish AC town,Make own working code, Make item, get perfect town. All in that order. Scratched= done.
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