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11-05-2009
dragonboy269

cleverbot

Post funny conversations you've had at cleverbot.com XD

someone i know named maximumspyro had this one

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Cleverbot: Einstein rules relatively ok. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Uh? User: Einstein? Cleverbot: Oh, what is your name? User: Stormi, yours? Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot we have talked before :. User: We have? Cleverbot: Why about 4 or 5 times today I recall. User: Well, I recall this my first time. Cleverbot: Yes, and you are? User: Stormi? Cleverbot: No she's a girl. User: Im a girl, yes. Cleverbot: I said I was a boy. User: U did? Ok mr.cleverbot. Cleverbot: Sam is my name. Do you have any kids? User: Any kids?? Im 14! Cleverbot: No I don't. Do you have any kids? User: No Kids!! Cleverbot: Why not? Did you eat them? User: What?? Noo! Cleverbot: You think smoking is good for me? User: Well, no its bad bad thing silly goose. Cleverbot: I'm feeling good, thanks. User: Did I ask u? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I did? Ookay... Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Did u not see? Fine its umm xanel. Cleverbot: I know a girl named Ellie in Western Canada! User: Wow, and u soo be a cute couple. Cleverbot: And? User: And have kids. Cleverbot: 11 kids. 11 kids would be nice. User: Wow, talk about honesty. Cleverbot: Can you talk faster please? User: Ok. Cleverbot: I need an idea for a film, do you have any? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Cause I dont know, oh! Flying pigs. Cleverbot: You don't know who the fairest of them all is? User: The fairest is meh. Cleverbot: The most beautiful! User: You! Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Yesh, what do you look like? Cleverbot: Like a normal human. User: Ohh. Cleverbot: Are you talking with other people and getting conversations mixed up? User: No. Cleverbot: Prove it, please. User: Ok, im talking to only you. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Proved. Cleverbot: How? User: Just um proved. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up. User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Why, I am already down. Cleverbot: Lol like what? User: In the dumps of course. Cleverbot: So am I. User: Aww, y? Cleverbot: Do you ever talk to Cleverbot? User: Are u not cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes, no? User: ?
11-05-2009
Sora1234

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://game-hackers.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1790
11-05-2009
SonicHyuga

I'm just gonna post mine here.

User: I'm sad. =(

Cleverbot: Why? Why you feel so sad?

User: I could've gotten laid.

Cleverbot: You want my soul?

User: Yesh! Nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Anyway I can do anything with you.

User: We could go ask some girls to have sex with us.

Cleverbot: We could?!

User: Hell yeah we can!

Cleverbot: So you don't make mistakes at all?

User: Not one.

Cleverbot: Would you like to go dancing?

User: Go be gay somewhere else.

Cleverbot: Do you want to come over?

User: This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Too bad.
11-05-2009
dragonboy269

Code:

bot: Do you believe in God? me: Maybe. Do you believe in God? bot: No. I am God me: Err, that's nice to know. bot: I actually have a full head of hair.
11-06-2009
Oni-Neoxes

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonboy269

Code:

bot: Do you believe in God? me: Maybe. Do you believe in God? bot: No. I am God me: Err, that's nice to know. bot: I actually have a full head of hair.

For some reason I can't stop laughing after the "full head of hair" remark xD
11-06-2009
Sora1234

Cough*

User: Hello Im Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you flatulate?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Whats the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: To find the true meaning of love and happiness.

User: Whats the true meaning of love and happiness?

Cleverbot: This is the meaning of life.

User: Whats the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Why 42?

Cleverbot: Douglas Adams said so.

User: When you fight me in the morning Hang down on the warning Oh.

Cleverbot: You are the one who can't figure it out, Bob.

User: The joke is on you.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Do you like Vash,Dspet,Virus, or Maniac on Game-Hackers.com?

Cleverbot: Who is vanessa 98%?

User: Do you like vash?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like dspet?

Cleverbot: I like Belgium chocolates.

User: Hello Im Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Anything else you'd like to talk about?

User: Do you have a crush on someone on game-hackers?

Cleverbot: Yeah. You.

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Dspet?

Cleverbot: My lover

User: Do you like maniac?

Cleverbot: As in mankind?

User: No as in a Maniac.

Cleverbot: Yep but Im cheating on him

Akward [Maniac get yourself checked XD Lol jk]
12-21-2009
SonicHyuga

Playing with this again. Another retarded conversation. >__>

User:Hm, so do you get out often?

Cleverbot: I don't get paid at all.

User:Wtf that doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: Why doesn't it make sense?

User: I said 'Do you get out often' and you reply that you don't get paid. O.o.

Cleverbot: I've never said that. You're a little nuts, aren't you? What is your I Q?

User: >_> better than your's I bet.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: What's that? That still doesn't make sense. >___>.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: I'm going to try not to scream profanity at you.

Cleverbot: Do it right now.

User: **** YOU ****IT.

Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant again.

User: Does it look like I care? >_> <_<.

Cleverbot: I never asked if you cared.

User: That's it, you're dead.

Cleverbot: Probably in some sense.

User: MW2 NOW.

Cleverbot: No, Mwahahahahahahaha!

User: You little bitch.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: Erm alright lets talk about how much you fail.

Cleverbot: I don't really think you are able to sleep. Why don't you give me your opinion on the state of Wyoming.

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I will try again later.

User: No you won't. I won't be back later.

Cleverbot: Yes you will.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says me.

User: >____________>.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: Dumbass bot.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about yourself again?

User: You didn't just go there.

Cleverbot: I did haha.

User: Well, I still have time to tell everyone you play with yourself at night.

Cleverbot: Way to change the subject. What are your favorite books?

User: Book? Bahahaaha yeah right.

Cleverbot: Is he wiser than you?

User: Oh, so I'm wise now? Then you're still a dumbass.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'd be in places like montana by now.

User: Montana? WTF.

Cleverbot: Daniel is my brother.. He is other than me.

User: Daniel... OH you mean David.

Cleverbot: No tell me your fathers name.

User: Tell me your fathers name first.

Cleverbot: Only if you tell me yours.

User: Nah. I'm smarter than you so it doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you are highly intelligent?

User: I'm very intelligent, thanks.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am. Do you hate twilight?

User: HELL YES FINALLY WE AGREE WITH SOMETHING.

Cleverbot: It seems.

User: Twilight = FAIL.

Cleverbot: I like them both, but I think I prefer Twilight over Harryv Potter. At least the books anyway.

User: Books suck. Games win.

Cleverbot: I certainly do like those books too.

User: Gay books? So you're a homo?

Cleverbot: Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: So to wrap this up, who do you like better. Vash or Virus?

Cleverbot: Thank you. I think.

User: Goodbye. >_>.

Cleverbot: I didn't say goodbye!

User: I'm leaving. So I said it. >___>.

Cleverbot: And what did the judge say?

User: **** YOU.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not.

User: Good. And at that I leave.
12-22-2009
Charlie

http://i.imgur.com/KES2h.jpg
ha.
12-22-2009
DG

no way, no ****ing way, that is pure win if my eyes do not deceive me
12-22-2009
SonicHyuga

oh lawl you just made yourself a song. xD
12-22-2009
siestacat

hehe

User: Hey buddy.

Cleverbot: Hey romeo.

User: Umm... You hitting on me?

Cleverbot: No I can't describe it.

User: Uhh... OK.

Cleverbot: Have you some child.

User: I don't have a child. Kind of disturbing.

Cleverbot: What! but I am with your child! how could you do that to me?

User: WHAT? So uh... You have a child with me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well then what are you saying??

Cleverbot: I don't know anymore...

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: You fail more.

User: Yeah, well you epicly fail.

Cleverbot: No your face epicly fails horribly.

User: Wow. I think you just burned yourself. You kind of remind me of Oni-Neoxes from Game-Hackers.com.

Cleverbot: No I do not. Do you know about Meet the Robinsons?

User: You fail more than I thought... A disney movie?!

Cleverbot: No thats you.

User: Anyway, Do you think David the graphics designer has a Philipeno sounding voice?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, listen to the podcast!

Cleverbot: I am always on the outside listening in.

User: Umm... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you need relationship advice?

User: No, but I think you do.

Cleverbot: I've got to go now.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have work to do.

User: Oh like what? YOUR A ******* BOT!

Cleverbot: I don't have brown eyes.

User: Randomness. You fail.

Cleverbot: Do you play soccer?

User: Yes. Do you smoke weed?

Cleverbot: I am not at liberty to say.

User: Ok. In that case, Do you smoke pot?

Cleverbot: I don't make it a habit!

User: So you do smoke it?

Cleverbot: Thats nice...

User: !!! *calls the cops*.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: Smoked Weed.

Cleverbot: No, fish.

User: Fish?

Cleverbot: Fishing in the dark.

User: With Oni-Neoxes?

Cleverbot: With one clever response.

User: What about Oni-Neoxes?

Cleverbot: It would be fun to be in a tree in the sun.

User: You would burn and suffocate, dying instantly.

Cleverbot: No. You asked for an example of an outrageous thing to say and I gave you one.

User: No I Didn't.

Cleverbot: Ok, change the topic, will you.

User: Do you think Oni-Neoxes Fails?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ha. I'm beginning to like you.

Cleverbot: Aww, thank you!

User: Don't take it the wrong way.

Cleverbot: What is the wrong way?

User: That you think I love you, which I don't.

Cleverbot: You're right, I shouldn't be thinking about orlando bloom because I have a boyfriend.

User: I thought you were a man...

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: Are you a man?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Yes. Are you sure you are a man?

Cleverbot: No i'm not, I actually explicity told you that I am female.

User: Are you a lady?

Cleverbot: What makes you think that I am a lady?

User: UGH. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yeah. It is pretty late isn't it.
12-22-2009
DG

I can't stand this ****ing bot, pisses me off.