5 word story

This story seriously sucks ***

said the slightly aroused hyena

who can't actually talk much

vash insulted this thread. :o :o counts as a word, right?

I think it does :p

(so does :p now)

This thread sucks major ***.

it does indeed suck ***

I like how Vash said it sucks, so immediately everyone else thought the same too.
I was trying to kill this thread from the start.

I like how your post wasn't 5 words so now mine obviously won't be, completely destroying the initial goal of this topic.

GET IT BACK ON TOPIC

(5 words)

this is 5 words yay!

and this isn't, because I don't like being on topic here anymore :D

seriously though, what kind of a story is this!? XD