5 word story

[Maniac]

a very very bad one.

[Smalls1652]

One that AH_51 messed up.

[itsmeGames]

which isn't surprising to me :P

[Charlie]

*Contemplates whether to remove thread*

[Smalls1652]

Please do so, it's dead!

[Charlie]

I seriously am going to lock this, because I fear it's being used just to increase post count, and to insult other people :P
If you want me to unlock it, PM me.
Thought it would be a creative idea, and may have actually made a story that makes sense (at least partly...)
Maybe I will open a new thread up with the same kind of premise, except more strict rules to make it sound like an actual story

[Charlie]

... I was trying to kill this thread from the start.

Why?